I've found my super power! Get this . . . I can grow hair at alarming rates . . . one at a time . . . in inconvenient places . . . several colors . . . but not on command . . . yet . . . Must harness this power to use for good. BAM! Hair. BAM! Another hair. BAM! You get the picture.
This is an age thing. It is a superpower I have also developed much to my chagrin.
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